I've decided something. There are people being held HOSTAGE in that flower shop, and their only way out is to send criptic messages via the window displays. Poor, poor prisoners. They want break out of their shells and fly away, free as a PARROT!
last night, the first night of Passover, the Easter Bunny passed away in Lee's Summit.
It seems that Peter C. was awakened from his nap by a large commercial lawn mower and stood up to get a better view of what all the noise was about. His timing could not have been worse.
On a brighter note, the blood was smeared on the front door of the home where the incident occurred, in a Passover ritual where the blood caused the spirit of the lord to pass over this home, sparing the firstborn male sons from the tenth plague.
(the other bunnies in the nest also expired in an unrelated incident)
signed, hoping for rain in LS, MO to wash away the stain!
12 comments:
Oh, for the love of our risen...
also, wow! That is a serious 80s vibe going on with that place!
Oddly, the egg zombies are some of the classier things you've shown us from this florist.
Who doesn't love egg zombies?
Have you ever seen any of their floral arrangements? I keep imagining displays that fall somewhere between Cake Wrecks and the Kentucky Derby.
"Passover Parrot"!!!!
I'm DYING over here!
I take the egg zombies for the win!
Have you ever seen the owners of said flower shop?
At least they're consitent.
Consistently bad!
zombie eggs and the passover parrot. heehee *snort*
Sounds like some story I would read my kiddos.
Passover parrot, oh my!!
He probably likes matzo.
I don't know what happens when he eats the eggs!?
kinda looks like the parrot had something to do with it. pesky parrots.
oh sweet jesus those are HILARIOUS!!!
I've decided something. There are people being held HOSTAGE in that flower shop, and their only way out is to send criptic messages via the window displays. Poor, poor prisoners. They want break out of their shells and fly away, free as a PARROT!
Breaking news:
last night, the first night of Passover, the Easter Bunny passed away in Lee's Summit.
It seems that Peter C. was awakened from his nap by a large commercial lawn mower and stood up to get a better view of what all the noise was about. His timing could not have been worse.
On a brighter note, the blood was smeared on the front door of the home where the incident occurred, in a Passover ritual where the blood caused the spirit of the lord to pass over this home, sparing the firstborn male sons from the tenth plague.
(the other bunnies in the nest also expired in an unrelated incident)
signed, hoping for rain in LS, MO to wash away the stain!
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